Packard Goose

by Frank Zappa

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Lyrics

May-be you thought I was the Pack-ard Goo-se Or the Ron-ald Mac-Don-ald of a nou-veau abs-tru-se fuck all them peo-ple I don't nedd no ex-cuse for be-ing what I am Do you hear me then? All them rock 'n' roll writ-ers is the worst kind of slea-ze Sell-ing punk like some new kind ol Eng-lish di-sea-se Is that the wave of the fu-ture? Aw, spare me please Oh no-oh, you got-ta go Who do you write for? I wan-na know I be-lieve you is the go-vern-ments whore And kee--ping peo--ples dumb is where you're com--ing from And kee--ping peo--ples dumb is where you're com--ing from Fuck all them wri-ters with the pen in their hand I will be more spe-ci-fic so thy might un-der-stand They can all kiss my ass but be-cause it's so grand they best just stay a-way a-hey hey hey Hey Joe, who did you blow? Moe pushed the but-ton boy And you went to the show bet-ter suck a lit-tle har-der or the shek-els won't flow And I don't mean your thumb So on your knees you bum Just tell your-self it's yum And suck it till you're numb Jour-na-li-sm's kind-a sca-ry And of it we should be wa-ry Won-der what be-came of Ma-ry?

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